Shit happens |
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Taoism: |
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Shit happens |
Agnosticism: |
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I don't know whether shit happens |
Atheism: |
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There is no shit |
Buddhism: |
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If shit happens, it isn't really shit |
Calvinism: |
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Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
Catholicism: |
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Shit happens because you are BAD |
Christian Science: |
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Shit is in your mind |
Confuzianism: |
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Confuzius says "Shit happens" |
Existentialism: |
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What is shit anyway? |
Hare Krishna: |
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Shit happens rama rama |
Hedonism: |
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There's nothing like a good shit happening |
Hinduism: |
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This shit happened before |
Islam: |
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If shit happens, it's the will of Allah |
Judaism: |
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Why does shit always happen to us |
Mormonism: |
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This shit is going to happen again |
Moonies: |
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Only happy shit really happens |
Protestantism: |
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Shit won't happen, if I work harder |
Rastafarianism: |
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Let's smoke this shit |
Seventh Day Adventism: |
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No shit on Saturdays |
Stoicism: |
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This shit is good for me |
Zen: |
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What is the sound of shit happening |
Zoroastrianism: |
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Shit happens half the time |
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